Week 14
#2
Things Girls Lie About
1.) “I’m in the car right now.” Otherwise known as she hasn’t left the house yet.
2.) “I hate drama.” Every girl likes a little bit of drama whether it’s reality or on television.
3.) “Sorry I haven’t called you back I’ve just been really busy.” She really just hasn’t felt like talking to you.
4.) “I don’t need directions, I know where I’m going.” Every girl doesn’t want to admit they’re wrong especially when it comes to directions.
5.) “Of course your haircut looks good.” Girls always lie about how their friends look so no one’s feelings will get hurt.
6.) “I'm a great driver." It's common for a girl to have at least one fault when it comes to driving.
7.) “I swear I’m not mad at you.” Oh yes she is.
8.) “I won’t tell anyone.” She will tell someone, most likely her closest friend, within a few days.
9.) “It’s not you it’s me.” The famous line to the end of a relationship that is such an obvious lie.
10.) “I never lie.” Yeah right. A white lie is still a lie.
Funny! True (so far as a man can judge!) Nice work.
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